WiFi vs Trees?

A preliminary study gaining fame on the internet seems to suggest a relationship between wifi signals and tree illnesses in an urban area in the Netherlands, the Wall Street Journal reports.  The fellow conducting the "preliminary experiment", Dr. van Lammeren says, "we cannot draw conclusions."

Think that'll stop anyone?

I would like to advance another hypothesis for tree death in the Netherlands.  It's the Muslims.  Look at all the Muslim countries around the world.  What do you see?  Treeless mountains and desert.  I'm telling you, plants are allergic to Muslims!

We'll see how much traction that one gets!